26 items. Multiple choice. There are no wrong answers, only inconsistent ones.
Everyone's an absolutist until you ask the right questions. Somewhere in these 26 is your line, and Form MN-2A exists to find it. Self-declared absolutists are encouraged to declare now and explain later. Estimated completion time: 6 minutes.
Notice: this questionnaire is satire with a scoring engine. Your answers are recorded anonymously for aggregate stats - no name, no email, no IP address attached. Your email is stored only if you hand it over at the end, on purpose, and it is never linked to your answers. "Not sure" answers are not scored against you. They are, however, counted.
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Where you flinched, why each question was built to catch you, and what everyone else picked. Plus FOIA drops and surveillance reporting from Magnetic Norse. No spam.